Gummimuschi wird in China mit seltenem Pilz verwechselt

1kps_Robert223 · July 1, 2012, 2:18pm

“Xi’an Up Close,” an investigative journalism series that airs in China, recently ran a report about residents of the Liucunbu village digging a “soft, slimy object that looked like a plant” out of the ground. Hard-hitting stuff. The reporter refers to the “meaty object” as a mushroom when, in fact, it’s actually a Fleshlight, the vagina of choice for lonely men everywhere. I might have to update that TV porn stars list.

After the clip hit and took off on the Internet, spurred by Shanghaiist and Reddit, XATV, the station that ran the sexxxy scoop, issued the most courteous, hilariously translated apology ever.
„Caused the majority of users and open letter to the audience: you pro! The last night of a news everyone laughed. It has triggered a wide range of forwarding and comments. As our reporter was very young, worldly, this news brought to everyone the discomfort and misleading! Here, we sincerely thank you friends of our program, criticism and correction. Pro, please forgive us once negligence.“ (Via)

OK, but WHO BURIED A FLESHLIGHT IN THE GROUND? We’re only getting half the story here. China, you’re a developed country: “CSI” the hell out of that Fleshlight, and find out the identity of the fun guy (FUNGI???) who buried an artificial vagina in the middle of a sleepy Chinese village. While this case remains unsolved, I s’pore I won’t be able to sleep, though that’s also because I’ve um…misplaced…a special friend of mine. Has anyone seen a device that looks like a mushroom with a mouth?

1kps_2TaktSigi · July 2, 2012, 8:23am

…und ganz nebenbei fiel mir auf dass sich auch die chinesischen Mod-Frauen mit Silikon vollspritzen lassen…

Scheinbar sind die Frauen alle gleich blöd.

Gruss Sigi

1kps_MutantS · July 2, 2012, 11:33pm

Jaja.
Pimp mei Frau…

Net mit pimpern verwechseln, gell…

1kps_DB_Killer · July 3, 2012, 4:02pm

Schreib des jo ned aun äMTiWiiiiii!!!

Sunst hobn ma boid a „Pimp my Wife“, neben „Fat Doctor“ blablabla dena Kardashians und aundan Psychos…

1kps_Robert223 · July 3, 2012, 4:35pm

Do gib I da recht.
Natur is mMn imma noch am bestn… egal wie gross oda klan des Holz vur da Hittn is, es passt anfoch zum Körpa.

1kps_MutantS · July 3, 2012, 9:05pm

Gibt´s den Dreckssender no?
Aha ja, jetzt muaß ma mit dem Schas a no zoin…

1kps_ramirez66 · July 4, 2012, 1:19am

hob i do glatt glesen:
Gummimuschi wird in China mit seltenem Pilz veredelt

1kps_Gerry1702 · July 1, 2012, 6:14pm

… Poinisch is a depate Sproch weu jedes zweite Wurt „Curva“ lautet heite wurde ich eines Besseren belehrt

Des hoit jo kana aus bitte

1kps_Gerry1702 · July 1, 2012, 6:15pm

… interessanter ist Roberto … wie kummst du auf so schweinische Seitn ???