The train from Paris to Bordeaux was quite crowded so a U.S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, but the only one left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman’s poodle.
The war-weary marine asked,
„Ma’am, may I have that seat?“
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, „Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.“
The Marine walked the entire length of train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog.
„Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.“
She snorted, „Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!“
This time the Marine didn’t say a word, he just picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, „Someone must defend my honour!
Put this American in his place!“
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong
thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the
wrong side of the road. And now, sir…you’ve thrown the wrong
bitch out the window.
lööööl
'Ja, es geht doch nichts
joa
Zumindest net beim
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lol
lool es geht…
super!!
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lg,
daniel